February 2012
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January 2012
59 posts
funny because it's true.
Me: I want something to eat
Brain: Not really hungry
Stomach: Feed me!
Brain: Shut up!
Uterus: Do you like the feeling of being stabbed?!
Me: Nooooo
Uterus: Oh...too bad!
Me: Well, some pain is gone, I'll try to walk.
Uterus: LOL JK MORE KNIVES
Stomach: FOOD
Brain: Me no like food.
Emotions: I'm going to be a raging bitch today!
Me: Why can't you all just get along? :(
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